I get to work and naturally, working among a bunch of niglets, this is the talk of the morning.
"Ohhhh I loved it"
"OMG it was so good and funny"
"Keshia played that part"
Ok people, grab a seat if you agree with the above because my review is going to make some of y'all faint! LOL but hopefully it's not that serious for you.
I thought the movie was......*drumroll please*.........JUST OK!
I won't give away any significant detailed information but I'd have much rather seen a movie dedicated more to the title than captain save-a-hoe! I chuckled a few times but frankly I've seen better when it comes to Tyler Perry's movies. Regarding Keisha's performance, I wasn't even thinking about Rudy Huxtable, yet in still, her performance in this role was lackluster and not convincing especially since we really did not see her turn any tricks! A prostitute passing up 3 johns in one night....come on!?!?!?!
Would I recommend people go see it? Maybe, but I definitely wouldn't rush....I'm all for supportinng "family" but this was 'wait to DVD that someone else purchased' material for me!
I will forever love me some straight talking, non-apologizing Madea though....
Dimension of Confusion & Order
- Justa NaughtyChic
- Space City, Texas, United States
- I am a crazy gemini with 2 personalities living in a mundane world. It just can't handle my craziness! Intense work of art, forever evolving and moving closer to serene pastures. On an interesting journey but enjoying the ride! Get to know a little about me but leave your judgments at the door and never think you've seen the full picture of who I am! I am yet a paradigm of complex designs that can't be summarized by the readings of a few passages.
Monday, February 23, 2009
HOUSEWIFE FANTASY
I had a taste of what it would be like to be a housewife this morning. I spent the night at my INsignificant other of two.five years' house and laid in the bed while he was up getting ready for work!
OMG I loved it....the idea of not having anywhere to go! That he would leave and I would have the house to myself, not rushed to get out the door, no fighting traffic congestion, no dealing with coworkers and managers that I can't stand & annoying clients! I imagine unless you marry rich, it comes with cleaning, cooking and washing clothes (not sure I can get with that shit EVERYDAY) but to not work, I know it would be my portion of maintaining the household.
It actually made me want to be a housewife, I'm incredibly serious right now. I've often wondered how women with advanced degrees give up the working world to stay home and raise kids but after getting a taste, I want to get married and give it up too! (sans the kids, I'll surely pass on them). As long as my husband is pulling in a GREAT salary and mine, while nice, won't be missed as much.
But alas, F-A-N-T-A-S-Y is the keyword here.....back to reality, because now my ass is sitting at work my damn self and not even close to finding a spouse!
OMG I loved it....the idea of not having anywhere to go! That he would leave and I would have the house to myself, not rushed to get out the door, no fighting traffic congestion, no dealing with coworkers and managers that I can't stand & annoying clients! I imagine unless you marry rich, it comes with cleaning, cooking and washing clothes (not sure I can get with that shit EVERYDAY) but to not work, I know it would be my portion of maintaining the household.
It actually made me want to be a housewife, I'm incredibly serious right now. I've often wondered how women with advanced degrees give up the working world to stay home and raise kids but after getting a taste, I want to get married and give it up too! (sans the kids, I'll surely pass on them). As long as my husband is pulling in a GREAT salary and mine, while nice, won't be missed as much.
But alas, F-A-N-T-A-S-Y is the keyword here.....back to reality, because now my ass is sitting at work my damn self and not even close to finding a spouse!
Monday, February 16, 2009
A-D-D-I-C-T-I-O-N
primarily internet addiction.
I'm an addict! I freely admit it...(que IAA (Internet Addiction Anonymous) Meeting introduction)...
"Hi, I'm Tisha also known as JuiceeGaPeach, aka naughtyjuiceepeach, aka houstonbunny25, aka TxBlueBonnet2JuiceeGaPeach aka miss_tish etc. etc....and CLEARLY I'm addicted to the internet"
......(que fellow addiction members) "Hiiiiiiiiii person with 10 online aliases"
I first learned of the many joys of the internet as a senior in high school. I remember the days where we'd all be in the library on the computers waiting for the bell to ring. No Myspace/Facebook then but I remember chatting it up with other school age kids. The same behavior followed me to college. Who doesn't remember collegeclub.com?!?! Does it still exist? It was a way for many of us to stay connected with old classmates as well as get to know other students all around the world.
Fast forward post graduation and the dawn of a million and FIVE social networking sites! Many of which I've joined, unjoined, still currently log in to. Add constant checking of the email (before I bought a Blackberry), chatting, paying bills, checking my bank statements......everyday! Some days I'd rather stay at home next to my laptop and movie collection than go out with friends.
I'm addicted and I'm ashamed!
I don't need 12 steps to fix this addiction.......
I just need to......
I'm an addict! I freely admit it...(que IAA (Internet Addiction Anonymous) Meeting introduction)...
"Hi, I'm Tisha also known as JuiceeGaPeach, aka naughtyjuiceepeach, aka houstonbunny25, aka TxBlueBonnet2JuiceeGaPeach aka miss_tish etc. etc....and CLEARLY I'm addicted to the internet"
......(que fellow addiction members) "Hiiiiiiiiii person with 10 online aliases"
I first learned of the many joys of the internet as a senior in high school. I remember the days where we'd all be in the library on the computers waiting for the bell to ring. No Myspace/Facebook then but I remember chatting it up with other school age kids. The same behavior followed me to college. Who doesn't remember collegeclub.com?!?! Does it still exist? It was a way for many of us to stay connected with old classmates as well as get to know other students all around the world.
Fast forward post graduation and the dawn of a million and FIVE social networking sites! Many of which I've joined, unjoined, still currently log in to. Add constant checking of the email (before I bought a Blackberry), chatting, paying bills, checking my bank statements......everyday! Some days I'd rather stay at home next to my laptop and movie collection than go out with friends.
I'm addicted and I'm ashamed!
I don't need 12 steps to fix this addiction.......
I just need to......
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
RECOGNIZING B-L-E-S-S-I-N-G-S!!!
I admit, I didn't instantly recognize the blessing I foresee in this new boss I'm getting at work. She works for the "sister" company and I began to think how difficult some of their people are to deal with. And quite frankly, I didn't want a boss that was in another state.
One could say I had a delayed reaction in realizing the beauty of the situation. For one, as strange as this may sound, it may actually encourage me to start getting to work on time (insert a Praise Jesus sign from a couple of people that hate I keep hours worse than a banker). Because they are in another state, they are known to sometimes call people in the morning (as so I've heard from others in my office). I admit to taking advantage of the lackadaisical attitude that my current boss has. That is one of the things I really was going to miss but frankly, it's more productive to have a boss that has your back. My current one is way too lax, doesn't keep up with what is needed and doesn't know any more (frankly he knows less) than I. That creates frustrations when you need assistance and guidance in dealing with atypical situations.
An added bonus is I will be washing my hands of the tasks that irritate me the most. I'm passing them on to the slacker of the team and once I've taught her, I'm not going to entertain too many follow up questions. I've carried the weight of the team for so long, with them knowing full well and not caring! They've ALWAYS come to me as if she didn't exist two cubicles away. Now they don't have that option *insert evil laugh*
I've had dealings with my new boss in the past, I hope it continues to be as nice and friendly.
I thank God for recognizing this blessing as I drove in to work this morning feeling beyond fabulous. So often you're clouded by negative aspects of situations that you never see the sun peaking its rays on you. Let me put on my shades and enjoy the warmth.....
One could say I had a delayed reaction in realizing the beauty of the situation. For one, as strange as this may sound, it may actually encourage me to start getting to work on time (insert a Praise Jesus sign from a couple of people that hate I keep hours worse than a banker). Because they are in another state, they are known to sometimes call people in the morning (as so I've heard from others in my office). I admit to taking advantage of the lackadaisical attitude that my current boss has. That is one of the things I really was going to miss but frankly, it's more productive to have a boss that has your back. My current one is way too lax, doesn't keep up with what is needed and doesn't know any more (frankly he knows less) than I. That creates frustrations when you need assistance and guidance in dealing with atypical situations.
An added bonus is I will be washing my hands of the tasks that irritate me the most. I'm passing them on to the slacker of the team and once I've taught her, I'm not going to entertain too many follow up questions. I've carried the weight of the team for so long, with them knowing full well and not caring! They've ALWAYS come to me as if she didn't exist two cubicles away. Now they don't have that option *insert evil laugh*
I've had dealings with my new boss in the past, I hope it continues to be as nice and friendly.
I thank God for recognizing this blessing as I drove in to work this morning feeling beyond fabulous. So often you're clouded by negative aspects of situations that you never see the sun peaking its rays on you. Let me put on my shades and enjoy the warmth.....
Monday, February 9, 2009
C-H-A-N-G-E
I wish I could say I love change but I don't!
I only love those that I decide for myself.
NOT those decided for me......
That's not change but inconvenience!
I only love those that I decide for myself.
NOT those decided for me......
That's not change but inconvenience!
Get To Know A Little More About Juicee.....
Be honest, who have you texted today?
no one at all; just been tweeting on my blackberry all day www.twitter.com/juiceegapeach
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
nope…clearly nobody promising
What is something that you realized today?
that I dislike my job tremendously, hate Mondays…would rather be out to lunch with friends being carefree….but I’ve always known that
Two days from now this time, where will you be?
sadly, the same place I am now, at work for a dollar
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
idk, probably not :o(
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Thevenn – a coworker
How late did you stay up last night?
2am, maybe 3
Do you smoke weed everyday?
lol
Could you go a month without cursing?
nah, but why would I? I love those colorful words
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I would never torture an animal like that!
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
Pepsi if I could live off of it alone
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
yes…too much like it honestly, just a little wiser and richer
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Yeah my friend Kelly but that was on her! I’m not gonna keep asking you to hang out and you keep saying you have things to do. Oh well…moving on!
Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
my mom
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
hmm y’day with my dad but that’s probably not what u wanted to hear
What do you miss?
my sanity the most
Do you think you are a good person?
indeed I am
Do you miss the way things used to be?
nope, I want things to be better in the current
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
nope cuz we’d get on each other’s nerves and cease being my friends
Are you a patient person?
most of the time, no!!!!!!
Where is your significant other at the moment?
looking for me, I imagine
Are you seeing anyone right now?
nope
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
I’m more than positive
Are you afraid of death/dying?
deathly afraid LOL
How's your heart lately?
yearning but still beating
When was the last time you cried?
idk…maybe a week or two ago
If you're being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I’m bored, ready to go home, not enjoying the company I’m with, in deep thought
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
nah
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
too much, that’s why my nerves are bad!
Have you ever given a random person your number?
sure, why not…but just the celly though
What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
me!
Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?
Jesus
What is something you just don’t understand?
hmm idk
Do you care what others think about you?
sometimes too much
What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
going to Texas; told my dad I wanted him to bbq a brisket and ribs for me
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Old Navy
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
indeed…
What are you doing tomorrow?
working and no plans in the evening; you wanna hang out? LOL
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Happiness, career, marriage & kids…like always
Last person you talked to?
Dennis
What's on your bedroom floor?
surprisingly…nuthin but my bedroom rug! I’m shocked too
no one at all; just been tweeting on my blackberry all day www.twitter.com/juiceegapeach
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
nope…clearly nobody promising
What is something that you realized today?
that I dislike my job tremendously, hate Mondays…would rather be out to lunch with friends being carefree….but I’ve always known that
Two days from now this time, where will you be?
sadly, the same place I am now, at work for a dollar
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
idk, probably not :o(
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Thevenn – a coworker
How late did you stay up last night?
2am, maybe 3
Do you smoke weed everyday?
lol
Could you go a month without cursing?
nah, but why would I? I love those colorful words
Have you ever ridden a horse?
I would never torture an animal like that!
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
Pepsi if I could live off of it alone
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
yes…too much like it honestly, just a little wiser and richer
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Yeah my friend Kelly but that was on her! I’m not gonna keep asking you to hang out and you keep saying you have things to do. Oh well…moving on!
Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
my mom
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
hmm y’day with my dad but that’s probably not what u wanted to hear
What do you miss?
my sanity the most
Do you think you are a good person?
indeed I am
Do you miss the way things used to be?
nope, I want things to be better in the current
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
nope cuz we’d get on each other’s nerves and cease being my friends
Are you a patient person?
most of the time, no!!!!!!
Where is your significant other at the moment?
looking for me, I imagine
Are you seeing anyone right now?
nope
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
I’m more than positive
Are you afraid of death/dying?
deathly afraid LOL
How's your heart lately?
yearning but still beating
When was the last time you cried?
idk…maybe a week or two ago
If you're being extremely quiet what’s it mean?
I’m bored, ready to go home, not enjoying the company I’m with, in deep thought
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
nah
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
too much, that’s why my nerves are bad!
Have you ever given a random person your number?
sure, why not…but just the celly though
What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
me!
Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?
Jesus
What is something you just don’t understand?
hmm idk
Do you care what others think about you?
sometimes too much
What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
going to Texas; told my dad I wanted him to bbq a brisket and ribs for me
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Old Navy
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
indeed…
What are you doing tomorrow?
working and no plans in the evening; you wanna hang out? LOL
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Happiness, career, marriage & kids…like always
Last person you talked to?
Dennis
What's on your bedroom floor?
surprisingly…nuthin but my bedroom rug! I’m shocked too
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
is such a magnificent creation and display of the sun's blessing upon planet Earth.
Why am I choosing to spend it closed up in the darkness of my apartment, mind, and heart?
♥ Juicee
Why am I choosing to spend it closed up in the darkness of my apartment, mind, and heart?
♥ Juicee
Friday, February 6, 2009
I'm Starvin like Marvin
I'm really not a morning person. No I'm not cranky or moody in the morning, I just never want to get out of bed if I have somewhere to go that I would much rather avoid. But holy smoke, I regret not eating breakfast on some mornings, as this morning. I have a ferocious beast inside me screaming for sustenance. I will appease it in one hour if I haven't died from starvation by then.
My boss has left for today so he can go biking along the Silver Comet Trail? WTF? 50's something year old white dude. I'm not mad at the biking but taking off early so you can do it is funny!
At any rate, I'm ready to go myself. I'm gonna get out of here in a few hours myself.
As funny as I am, nice, outgoing when I'm having a good time...absolutely LOVE to make people laugh, people seem to enjoy my company, but there's an emptiness inside me that feels like it stretches the full height of my body at times. It's a desire for a different path but one that I don't see ahead. My life is not a life but a series of repetitious days.
My boss has left for today so he can go biking along the Silver Comet Trail? WTF? 50's something year old white dude. I'm not mad at the biking but taking off early so you can do it is funny!
At any rate, I'm ready to go myself. I'm gonna get out of here in a few hours myself.
As funny as I am, nice, outgoing when I'm having a good time...absolutely LOVE to make people laugh, people seem to enjoy my company, but there's an emptiness inside me that feels like it stretches the full height of my body at times. It's a desire for a different path but one that I don't see ahead. My life is not a life but a series of repetitious days.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Oh Well.......I Guess Not
because I was a little miffed at said person even before the sexing went down and hella disappointed about something he did during the act or more accurately didnt do...so that fucked up my night!
Now I'm annoyed because I told him I wanted to get it again seeing as if IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wasnt satisfied and he nutted pretty hard and intense. "Of course I care about whether or not you cum." Hmm so why aren't you here finishing the job? Why didn't you answer my call?
Oh you joked that you had to spend time with your mistress tonight! I didn't laugh it off then but you said it as a joke and I took it as such but now I wonder if your joke really wasn't that far from the truth.
But I'm sure in the morning, you're gonna tell me you fell asleep on the couch! That's always the excuse or you had to spend time with your uncle....or some bullshit like that!
Why should I care, we're not a couple right? But I do care because its about respect and honesty. And that, I've wondered for the past year, if I'm really getting either from you!
Now I'm annoyed because I told him I wanted to get it again seeing as if IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wasnt satisfied and he nutted pretty hard and intense. "Of course I care about whether or not you cum." Hmm so why aren't you here finishing the job? Why didn't you answer my call?
Oh you joked that you had to spend time with your mistress tonight! I didn't laugh it off then but you said it as a joke and I took it as such but now I wonder if your joke really wasn't that far from the truth.
But I'm sure in the morning, you're gonna tell me you fell asleep on the couch! That's always the excuse or you had to spend time with your uncle....or some bullshit like that!
Why should I care, we're not a couple right? But I do care because its about respect and honesty. And that, I've wondered for the past year, if I'm really getting either from you!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Dick ------> Happiness?
at least in the short run!
I'm excited...it's been IDK 2 weeks since I was last pleasured sexually.
*insert my happy getting some booty dance*
tomorrow...hmm maybe even sooner, like right after I have a big O, maybe a different story! I'm weird like that sometimes because I crave intimacy on a higher level but that's usually only when I'm PMS'ing.
An old friend I recently reconnected with is ALWAYS trying to get me to go to church with her. I know I should go but a huge part of me doesn't wanna go. On some level b/c I dont really "enjoy" her pastor but I think a larger part is because her getting all religious is part of the reason we weren't as close and grew apart. 2 years later...she's mellowed so I guess I should let that go, eh?
I'm excited...it's been IDK 2 weeks since I was last pleasured sexually.
*insert my happy getting some booty dance*
tomorrow...hmm maybe even sooner, like right after I have a big O, maybe a different story! I'm weird like that sometimes because I crave intimacy on a higher level but that's usually only when I'm PMS'ing.
An old friend I recently reconnected with is ALWAYS trying to get me to go to church with her. I know I should go but a huge part of me doesn't wanna go. On some level b/c I dont really "enjoy" her pastor but I think a larger part is because her getting all religious is part of the reason we weren't as close and grew apart. 2 years later...she's mellowed so I guess I should let that go, eh?
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
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